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Everybody needs a laugh....

1 "STAY"
I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my golden retriever
had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress on her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay... Do you hear me?... Stay!.. Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde, gave me a strange look and said.  "Why don't you just put it in park?"

2 Wrong judge
    While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago.
    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
    After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school. Yes," he replied. When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1971. Why?" You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely and then the son of a bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

 
Glassware lady?

What kind of music is she
playing?

Glassware lady

Enjoy the great nature...

   
   



  
 
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